I like today's topic!

Laurie has suggested an interesting one for today.

Write about Process Analysis...

Good Process Analysis:
• Either helps readers perform the steps themselves or helps them understand how something works
• Presents the essential steps in a process
• Explains steps in detail
• Presents steps in logical order (usually time order - chronological)

So...in true monkey-style, I'm not going to do the topic "quite" that way....instead, I am going to list the titles of Process Analyses that would be interesting is flushed out...

1. The standard pattern of Susanna's dating habits...starting with saying, "I met this awesome guy!!!! He's totally perfect. Nerdy, a musician, science background, a bit of an ass, lot's of redflags....Perfect!"

2. The order of a standard night that ends up at Elysium, despite everyone saying, "I'm NOT going there tonight!!!!"

3. The seven steps that move from playing DDR at the arcade and end up with you in gold lame leggings from American Apparel....drinking pear Grey Goose and soda at the Beauty Bar, doing Coke off of some chick's sweaty ass in the Loo. "Oh no!!!! I've made a Roux!"

4. The long and solid road towards the procurement of illegal cheese, and the follow-up steps at the DR. office.

5. 13 Sure Fire steps to get a mouth sore at Flamingo Cantina (may be shortened to 2 steps if necessary).

6. How to sneak new shoes from DSW into the house....under the radar.

7. 6 great steps to end up with permanent maker on your face...see #5 to combine steps.

8. How to throw your back out masturbating....best done in 32 elaborate steps, however may been done in one step.

He he he....I'm cracking myself up!